Male coworker to another wearing Mardi Gras beads: Aren't you supposed to like, show your breasts or something?
Broadway & Canal
New York City, New York
Overheard by: office peon
Male coworker to another wearing Mardi Gras beads: Aren't you supposed to like, show your breasts or something?
Broadway & Canal
New York City, New York
Overheard by: office peon
Coworker on cell: Get out my recipe book and look up the recipe for my Boston butt rub.
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: DC
College director in office: I know, it's so sad. Now when I wake up there's nobody licking my face.
Vancouver
Canadia
Overheard by: Haffy
Coworker #1: [taking on the phone.]Coworker #2: Do you sleep in a butter dish or something?
Coworker #1: [continues talking on the phone.]
Houston, Texas
Male coworker #1: Was she here yesterday?
Male coworker #2, as unknown object goes flying by overhead: Of course she was here, don't you remember throwing things at her all day?
Department of National Defence
Ottawa
Canadia
Diner: Well, you know, when she was young she just liked to sleep with dead animals under her pillow.
Denver, Colorado
Psychiatric nurse, to rest of treatment team, about patient who almost choked: You know Mark*, he sees a big piece of meat, he just puts the whole thing in his mouth.
Catawba, Virginia
Coworker: I think heaven will be like one big open bar.
Jenkintown, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Even in context it was awesome
HR rep to boss: You might have to do the down-and-dirty thing.
Dallas, Texas
Young male employee to friend: I mean there's no strippers in cages or anything, but it looks like it could turn into that kind of place, you know?
Avenue of the Americas
New York City, New York
