Awkward coworker: I kept throwing up over and over, but that wasn't my main problem…
Santa Monica, California
Awkward coworker: I kept throwing up over and over, but that wasn't my main problem…
Santa Monica, California
Coworker, in hushed voice: You know, the thing about black men is that they have really nice asses. They really do.
National Institutes of Health
Bethesda, Maryland
University maintenance worker, over walkie-talkie: I was just talking with Lisa, and she says she has like a weird smell in her room. So I was gonna ask if you could come over here and help me smell it.
Hawaii
Overheard by: It takes two people?
Man, shouting at secretary: No! You will take this to the bank, then you’ll pick up my coffee, then you can go in to recovery!
Victoria Parade, East Melbourne
Victoria
Australia
Overheard by: Kate
Weird guy: Hey, has anyone ever been tased?
Government Office
Washington, DC
Patient to neurologist, exiting examination room: Yes, it really makes you wonder if it's worth it to go on, if you're just going to end up a horrible vampire.
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: so true
Guy in conference room, setting up for presentation: I am mad, just trying to figure out if the scientist part is fair.
St. Louis, Missouri
Man standing at urinal: (farts while peeing)
Other man at urinal: At least we have something in common!
Training Center
Bridgeport, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Not My Kind of Bonding Experience
Director of operations: I can drink a whole bottle of cough syrup and operate a crane, and it doesn't bother me!
Kansas City, Missouri
Office drone: I'm going to go home, snuggle into bed, and eat pudding until I throw up. Then I'll feel better.
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: He had a big bag of Valhrona pudding, too.
