Frustrated coworker: Every time I get mad at Sue, I keep telling myself “what would Jesus do?” but one of these days, Jesus is going to yell at her!
Washington, DC
Frustrated coworker: Every time I get mad at Sue, I keep telling myself “what would Jesus do?” but one of these days, Jesus is going to yell at her!
Washington, DC
Intern #1: Paul, are you chewing on a battery?
Intern #2: Yeah, it's fun. I'm bored and it shocks me.
Washington, DC
Coworker #1: So I had this really good wine the other night. It was called “Shark.”
Coworker #2: Hmmmm…I'll have to try that.
Coworker #1: Yes, it's spelled “T-S-C-H.”
Foggy Bottom
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Cubicle Rockin
Coworker #1: I almost said something stupid, but I stopped myself.
Coworker #2: Did it hurt?
Coworker #1: Yeah, a little.
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Miranda
Black cube rat (comparing voter registration cards): Yours is much better than mine.
White cube rat: But yours is colored.
Black cube rat: Yours is thicker.
(pause)
White cube rat: Let's just not talk for the rest of the day.
Black cube rat: I, uh, gotta go.
Washington, DC
Receptionist on phone: Hey, little man! Did you go pee pee on the potty? (announcing to office) He peed on the potty!
Navy Yard
Washington, DC
Employee: So how'd the meeting go?
Boss: Sharon touches me a lot. I tried not to sit near her.
Washington, DC
Receptionist #1: So she got a new hair do.
Receptionist #2: Yes, braids, is it inappropriate to comment on them?
Receptionist #1: We could tell her that her hair looks…ethnic?
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Anne
Receptionist: He needs a control top. His boobs were going everywhere!
Navy Yard
Washington, DC
WeightWatchers at Work leader: Today our topic is going to be “Eating Out and Not Blowing It.”
Washington, DC
Overheard by: But what if I need the protein?
