Federal employee to coworker in ladies’ room: Darlene, how long is a dog pregnant?
L’Enfant Plaza
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Just a contractor
Federal employee to coworker in ladies’ room: Darlene, how long is a dog pregnant?
L’Enfant Plaza
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Just a contractor
Male boss to female receptionist: Don’t worry about it. Your finger just got excited, is all.
1120 G Street NW
Washington, DC
Timid 20-year-old: Excuse me, ma’am…
Sassy 30-year-old: I know you didn’t just ‘Ma’am’ me!
Navy Yard
Washington, DC
Coworker: Hey, how was your weekend?
Intern: Great! It’s stopped itching and– [Coworker walks away.]
Washington, DC
Coworker #1: Let me tell you my big cannoli story! (coworker #2 giggles) No, it's not dirty.
Government Office
Washington, DC
Marketing director: Eighty percent of what we do is called ‘wasting time.’
Massachusetts Avenue NE
Washington, DC
Boss: Are you cranky because you fell into the toilet?
601 E Street NW
Washington, DC
Manager: One of these days, I'm gonna stuff you with candy… I'm gonna hang you by your toes and beat you like a piñata.
Washington, DC
Employee #1, on boss's outfit: You look very “navy” today!
Retired officer: Yup, blue and gold all the way! You should see my underwear.
Employee #2: And now the conversation's over.
Navy Yard
Washington, DC
HR Guru: The only person you can change is yourself–
Infidel: I keep trying that, but she’s still being a bitch!
2025 E St, NW
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Bendystraw
