The Passion of the Supervisor

Boss: I need this like I need a second crucifixion.

512 7th Avenue
New York, NY

Posted on July 29, 2014
Bosses and Underlings, General Idiocy, New York, Violence

Phases of Arrogance, Idiocy and Ignorance

Coworker: Those people in the Tsunami, they deserved to die. They were being greedy, collecting fish from the sea…they should have known there are three phases of a Tsunami.

60 Livingston Avenue
St. Paul, Minnesota

Posted on July 26, 2014
Coworkers, Crazies, Death, General Idiocy, Geography & History, Gripes, Minnesota, Philosophy, Violence

Attention HR Department: Go Get Your Guns

Boss: So I hear you had a record streak of sleeping with 16 straight women on the first date.
Worker: Yes.
Boss: So what did you do to #17 who broke the streak?
Worker: I slapped her.
Boss: Wow.

450 7th Avenue
New York, NY

Posted on July 24, 2014
Bosses and Underlings, New York, Questions, Sexuality, Violence

9AM First Thing Monday Morning?

Co-worker: I love my boss; she’s the stick I use to hit other people with.

557 Church Street
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia

Posted on July 24, 2014
Canadia, Compliments, Coworkers, Violence

2PM Order Phone, Anger Management Class

Employee: Damn it! I broke my speaker phone. I’ve punched it hundreds of times before and it hasn’t broken…

6300 Diagonal Highway
Boulder, Colorado

Posted on July 18, 2014
Colorado, Dumb Employees, General Idiocy, Gripes, Violence

No, He Works in a Back Room. Big Whoop.

Co-worker #1: Whenever you pass by there’s never anyone in there.
Co-worker #2: It’s probably a Front.
Co-worker #1: It is a front; there’s a fight club going on in the back room.
Co-worker #3: I know a guy that works at one of those.
Co-worker #1: He works at a fight club?

685 Cathcart Street
Montreal, Quebec
Canadia

Overheard by: Timmy O’ Toole

Posted on July 13, 2014
Canadia, Coworkers, General Idiocy, Gossip, Violence

Pissed Off v. Pissed On (Worst Aesop’s Fable Ever)

A handicapped client has had to be restrained for assaulting a staff.

Co-worker #1: Your behaviour was completely out of line. You hit me, tried to bite me and pissed all over my leg. How would you like it if I pissed on you if I was angry at you?
Client: I wouldn’t like it.
Co-worker #1: Hey [Jake], when you are angry at your girlfriend, do you piss all over her and try to bite her?
Co-worker #2: No, I don’t. We talk things out and listen to each other. Why did you piss on us during the restraint?
Client: You guys were not listening to me.

2a Ormonde Avenue
St. Catharines, Ontario
Canadia