Receptionist: Good morning. How may I direct your call?
Telemarketer: I'm looking for Dick. I mean, I'm looking for a dick. I mean, I'm looking for someone named Dick.
Austin, Texas
Receptionist: Good morning. How may I direct your call?
Telemarketer: I'm looking for Dick. I mean, I'm looking for a dick. I mean, I'm looking for someone named Dick.
Austin, Texas
Cheese-smelling proletariat: I have a big appetite for a little person. I mean, I can put it away! I am a small person, though I don't look too small lately.
State Agency
Austin, Texas
Coworker, looking through her purse: Huh…I wonder what this pill is for…
Plano,Texas
Overheard by: Steph
IT employee: Birthdays and anniversaries I can't remember for shit… But IP addresses? Those I know.
Austin, Texas
Cubicle rat to cubicle neighbor: I told you about the gynecologist who left me on the table to deliver a baby and didn't tell me, right?
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: This is why I wear headphones
Foreign coworker: I once see on TV a show with so many beautiful women. Later they said they were all men. I felt like jumping off building after that.
The Woodlands, Texas
Overheard by: Jeremy
Employee, clocking in at reception: What are you doing to your hand?
Receptionist: I'm sniffing teabags!
Employee: Oooooookay…
Houston, Texas
VP of development in grant meeting: Shooting the bird is not a process.
Cedar Street
Austin, Texas
Cook: So I'm going to school to get my MBA.
Waitress: Oh, what's that? “Master's, Bachelor's, and Associate's”?
Fort Worth, Texas
