Suits

Male suit #1: So, how's living at Gwen* going?
Male suit #2: You know, I love my sister. But I can't wait to have my own place again. I need to be king of my roast.

Ridgewood, New Jersey

Female suit on cell: I'm just having a baby, it's not like the entire focus of my life is changing.

Federal Building
Washington, DC

Suit at after work cocktail function, checking watch,sighing, muttering to himself: I would rather be in Iraq.

Walnut Creek, California

Overheard by: bereccathewaitress

Suit: You're working hard and we really appreciate what you do, but this is a clusterfuck.

Washington, DC

Overheard by: Caitlin C.

Suit: It's got a dead animal on the top, just the way I like it.

L'Enfant Plaza
Washington, DC

Overheard by: Guess he's not a vegan

Suit on phone: Hey, is the Frenchman there? Is the vet there? Who's there?

Times Square
Manhattan, New York

Suit on cell: He was a good bad guy, y'know? But they should have made him disappear into a vortex!

Westwood, Massachusetts

Female no-nonsense suit: No kidding, Henry. I was just about to sleep with that Indian guy, and the Dow is down 400!

Englewood Cliffs, New Jersey

Suit to friend: I'm 30 years old and talking about a 15-year-old's scrotum. I'm pretty sure that is against the law somewhere.

Fort Worth, Texas

Overheard by: tina

Secretary: Where are my scissors? Did you take my scissors? You're always taking my stuff!
Junior suit: Do you see me cutting anything?
Secretary: I'll cut you up.
Junior suit: With what?

Wall Street
New York City, New York