Hobo to suits: Don't be hatin' on me 'cuz I'm digging in the trash.
Overland Park, Kansas
Overheard by: Cube neighbor
Male suit #1: So, how's living at Gwen* going?
Male suit #2: You know, I love my sister. But I can't wait to have my own place again. I need to be king of my roast.
Ridgewood, New Jersey
Female suit on cell: I'm just having a baby, it's not like the entire focus of my life is changing.
Federal Building
Washington, DC
Suit at after work cocktail function, checking watch,sighing, muttering to himself: I would rather be in Iraq.
Walnut Creek, California
Overheard by: bereccathewaitress
Suit: You're working hard and we really appreciate what you do, but this is a clusterfuck.
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Caitlin C.
Suit: It's got a dead animal on the top, just the way I like it.
L'Enfant Plaza
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Guess he's not a vegan
Suit on phone: Hey, is the Frenchman there? Is the vet there? Who's there?
Times Square
Manhattan, New York
Suit on cell: He was a good bad guy, y'know? But they should have made him disappear into a vortex!
Westwood, Massachusetts
Female no-nonsense suit: No kidding, Henry. I was just about to sleep with that Indian guy, and the Dow is down 400!
Englewood Cliffs, New Jersey
Suit to friend: I'm 30 years old and talking about a 15-year-old's scrotum. I'm pretty sure that is against the law somewhere.
Fort Worth, Texas
Overheard by: tina
