Suit: You're working hard and we really appreciate what you do, but this is a clusterfuck.
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Caitlin C.
Suit: You're working hard and we really appreciate what you do, but this is a clusterfuck.
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Caitlin C.
Suit: It's got a dead animal on the top, just the way I like it.
L'Enfant Plaza
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Guess he's not a vegan
Suit on phone: Hey, is the Frenchman there? Is the vet there? Who's there?
Times Square
Manhattan, New York
Suit on cell: He was a good bad guy, y'know? But they should have made him disappear into a vortex!
Westwood, Massachusetts
Female no-nonsense suit: No kidding, Henry. I was just about to sleep with that Indian guy, and the Dow is down 400!
Englewood Cliffs, New Jersey
Suit to friend: I'm 30 years old and talking about a 15-year-old's scrotum. I'm pretty sure that is against the law somewhere.
Fort Worth, Texas
Overheard by: tina
Secretary: Where are my scissors? Did you take my scissors? You're always taking my stuff!
Junior suit: Do you see me cutting anything?
Secretary: I'll cut you up.
Junior suit: With what?
Wall Street
New York City, New York
Female coworker: Why does my box have hair all over it?
Frat dude turned suit coworker: Dude, that was awesome!
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Courtney
Suit about to walk through a revolving door: It's like a maze!
Charleston, South Carolina
Suit in a sea of suits: One man's garbage is another man's treasure… That's how I got my girlfriend!
Tarrytown, New York
Overheard by: Laughing in their Faces
