Tech support #1: It is shatter proof, like pyrite.
Tech support #2: Have you ever dropped a dish?
Tech support #1: No, but I dropped a glass dong.
Call Center
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Tech support #1: It is shatter proof, like pyrite.
Tech support #2: Have you ever dropped a dish?
Tech support #1: No, but I dropped a glass dong.
Call Center
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Female coworker #1: Did you know that eHarmony doesn't allow lesbians? It's run by Christians.
Female coworker #2: Well, no room at the inn! Sorry, Jesus!
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Female coworker #1: So I bought this Tupperware to help wildlife. It comes in different colors and designs. This one has dolphins, and one of the others has monkeys on it.
Female coworker #2, mockingly: You are so fucking queer.
Female coworker #1, shouting: I'll show you fucking queer!
Iowa City, Iowa
Overheard by: Shocked & Awed
Assistant: There are bears in the hall again. Do you want me to bag them?
Ft.Lauderdale, Florida
Male engineer #1 (cleaning a drawer): Oh, look! Temporary tattoos. Here, you can have them.
(male engineer #2 takes them and looks them over)
Male engineer #3: You can put them in your manly chest.
Male engineer #2 (excitedly): Ooh, a bunny!
Matamoros, Mexico
Overheard by: Female Engineering Intern (snickering)
UPS: I’ve got a big one for you today!
Office Manager: Ooh! I’ll take it!
10801 Main Street
Bellevue, Washington
Overheard by: Jeni Gonzales
Teenage girl to pregnant teenage girl: So was your mom a porn star when she was married to your dad?
Shelton, Washington
Overheard by: I just drive
Female office worker, while eating trail mix: Man, all these nuts are making my throat itchy.
Male coworker, excitedly: That's what she said!
Baltimore, Maryland
