Boss lady: Okay, does anyone have any suggestions on how to overcome this problem?
Underling: (makes an appropriate suggestion)
Boss lady: Interesting. It's possible that your square peg might just fit into my round hole. (pause) No. I'm not going to say it.
Underling: Ummm…I think I'm going to be sick.
Mississauga
Canadia
Overheard by: TCon
IT guy #1: You're not going to do it the way I want you to do it.
IT guy #2: Well, show me how you want me to do it, and I'll do it.
Winter Park, Florida
Overheard by: joe
Female security to male engineer who had again forgotten ID badge: I don't know why you guys don't just put it in your pants and just leave it there!
Portland, Oregon
Man on cell: That's just the delay in copulating your pig.
Ithaca, New York
Overheard by: MonCree
Office brute, 15 minutes late to sexual harassment seminar, to female instructor: Sorry, darlin', I hope I didn't miss anything.
Austin, Texas
Temp, yelling to fax machine: If you would have sucked it right, there wouldn't be a problem!
Fayetteville, North Carolina
Young stylist: Well, most men don't understand there are different types of orgasms. Some can't get them from anything but oral.
Boss: Yeah, I have been that first guy for many girls.
Charlotte, North Carolina
Female boss: Guys will be swapping body fluids more than anyone else!
Mitchelton
Brisbane
Australia
Overheard by: Beka
Oblivious mail worker bee: Hey, Bob*. You have a really large package!
Manager, trying not to laugh: Wow. Uh, I'm not going to touch that one.
Oblivious mail worker bee: I don't blame you! If you need some help carrying that, let me know.
Sandy, Utah
30-something guy: How is it that you have his cell phone number and I don't?
30-something gal: I called him last month when I needed his sperm.
South Bend, Indiana
Overheard by: Eh, what?
