Salesperson, about Sprint Eco phone: Yeah! It's made out of 40% porn! (pause) I mean “corn.” I am so sorry!
Sprint Store
Las Vegas, Nevada
Overheard by: Interested Customer
Salesperson, about Sprint Eco phone: Yeah! It's made out of 40% porn! (pause) I mean “corn.” I am so sorry!
Sprint Store
Las Vegas, Nevada
Overheard by: Interested Customer
Female teacher: You squashed my banana!
Male teacher: Here, just have my banana.
Female teacher: I don't want your banana.
Male teacher: Look, just eat my banana.
Female teacher: No!
(male teacher walks away in disgust)
Female teacher, shouting after him: I only like lady fingers!
Barwon Heads
Australia
Male intern: I like slaw. You know what slaw is awesome with? Jerk. Nothing beats a good jerk and a slaw.
Markham
Canadia
IT to admin: If we don't stop probing we are going to get our Cox [internet service] cut off.
Suffolk, Virginia
Coworker, troubleshooting on phone: Were you able to get that in? (pause) Yeah, it's kind of in the right spot. (pause) Well, don't be afraid to push harder.
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: mason
Sales guy on phone: I got it excited and pulled it out!
Greenwood Village, Colorado
Consultant #1: I found out where he lives… He has an apartment.
Consultant #2: Maybe I should drop off his underwears.
Princeton, New Jersey
Female sales rep #1: It's just a huge banana. I can't stand them, they're too big.
Female sales rep #2: (laughs a little)
Female sales rep #1, annoyed: I said “bananas,” stop laughing! It's just that I'm used to smaller ones, those were just too big.
Female sales rep #2: (laughs harder)
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bruce Banner
Intern: Are you still sick?
Female doctor with a deep chest cough: I just need to be pounded.
Manhattan, New York
Boss: I'm allergic to nuts.
Secretary: I can hold nuts but I just can't put them in my mouth.
Markham
Ontario
Canadia
