Race

Secretary: There was a black man who lived in my county. He was the only one. We called him Nigger Jim.
Co-worker: What?
Secretary: Oh, it was okay. He called himself that. He was retarded.
Co-worker: Where is he now?
Secretary: Prison.

130 East Main Street
Canton, Georgia

Boss: This Chinese guy stroked my turtle.

Edmonton
Canadia

Loud white lady: Seattle was so beautiful… Then I get back here and it's like being in Africa!
Large black man It's not like Africa.
Loud white lady: Well, minus all the black people…

Scottsdale, Arizona

Overheard by: itstooearlyforthis

Co-worker: If someone is from Puerto Rico, do you say that they’re Mexican? Or Hispanic?

150 East 55th Street
New York, NY

Producer: One of the things that came out of the meetings is that they
wanted more diversity.
Consultant: Who?

12 West 27th Street
New York, NY

Coworker: I just think young people don't have good work ethnics. (a couple minutes later) My grandfather was a very interesting man. I wrote a bibliography about him.

Saskatoon
Saskatchwan
Canadia

Coworker: Bright yellow tights? That's an… interesting look.
Asian coworker: I wanted something that matches my skin tone. (to friend) Does that still count as racist if I say it?

Melbourne
Australia

Old white coworker about interviewee: Did you talk to her?
Receptionist: Yeah, she seemed good.
Old white coworker: Black woman, right?
Receptionist: Yeah.
Old white coworker: Oooh, they’re sharp! Well, when they’re sharp, they’re sharp!
Receptionist: Um… okay…

Horsham, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: alxie

Worker #1: German Shepherds used to terrorize the Congolese when the British were colonizing. That’s one of the reasons that the Congolese didn’t like George Foreman when he fought there.
Worker #2: Oh, I thought you were going to say that is why black people don’t like dogs.

Sears Tower
Chicago, Illinois

40-something office worker: I couldn't get a hold of my husband this morning, he's in China, but he's not black or a rich nerdy white guy, so I know he's not getting any while he's there.

Dallas, Texas

Overheard by: eesh