Girl: I love your shiny yellow balls.
Guy, laughing: Context is everything.
Seattle, Washington
Girl: I love your shiny yellow balls.
Guy, laughing: Context is everything.
Seattle, Washington
Sales rep on phone: So I was bartending over the weekend and this biker comes up to the bar… Sure enough, he had a belt buckle that was a woman's you-know-what pressed up against his waist.
Keene, New Hampshire
Overheard by: Cube 2, row 3
CEO to employee: Dude, feel it–it's rock hard!
Irvine, California
Overheard by: Laurel Janssen
Office lady on phone: No, I'm not getting Dave to help… Hell, you know what men think six inches is!
British Columbia
Canadia
Boss to secretary: Can I feel your mouse pad? (does it, then to whole office) Oh, you guys need to feel her mouse pad!
Virginia Beach, Virginia
Office woman, annoyed her desk was rearranged: He keeps putting office supplies in my private area!
Jacksonville, Florida
Straight CTO, about strange meeting attendee who just left: I can't stop thinking about that guy.
CEO: A bit smitten, are we?
Science Park
Hong Kong
Steve*, loudly to Tim* in conference room with door shut: That's how we are. We're like an old married couple… I don't talk to my wife anymore, so I have to talk to you.
Worker #1: It sounds like Steve* is getting worked up in there!
Worker #2: It sounds like Steve* and Tim* might be getting a divorce!
Kansas City, Missouri
Overheard by: It happens to 50% of coworkers
Female coworker: Bob*, that was so sweet. I am going to spread that around.
Male coworker: I'm glad you enjoyed it. I've got more, so you're welcome to come back.
Fairfax, Virginia
Overheard by: Meaghan
Maintenance guy to another, in bathroom stall: All I need is about 6 inches…
Folsom, California
Overheard by: Gotta go now….
