Co-worker: Can you notarize something for me?
Accounting supervisor: Got any money?
Co-worker: Nope.
Accounting worker-bee: Then you must take off your pants, get on the empty chair and dance for us.
Co-worker: Really?
Entire accounting department: Really.
Co-worker: Are tightie whities okay?
2200 Broening Highway
Baltimore, Maryland
Peon: Yeah, that would be a total chick magnet. Just say, ‘Hey, you wanna come and, uh, meet my manatee?’
1100 Broadway
Nashville, Tennessee
Overheard by: Clair
Male employee: I think that guy was flirting with you.
Female employee: What are you talking about?
Male employee: You are like the workplace poster girl. Crap, is that harassment?
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Centerfold
Woman #1: Don’t worry. If he stops, it will be fine.
Woman #2: Yeah, and if he doesn’t stop, my husband is very fertile.
Carpenter Avenue
Kingsford, Michigan
Overheard by: Jami
CSR: This is my senior picture in high school.
Manager: You were a cheerleader?
CSR: Yeah.
Manager: What happened?
730 International Parkway
Richardson, Texas
Overheard by: El Gee
Coworker #1: You know what time I go to lunch! Why’d you wait ’til I was gone to bring your [pregnant] wife by to say hello?
Coworker #2: How am I supposed to control when a woman comes?
1252 Memorial Drive
Coral Gables, Florida
Overheard by: So far so good…
Lady: … So it’s a strap-on, then. You just clamp it on and let it go to work.
Deer Park, Texas
IT guy yelling across room: How do you spell ‘boner’?
Orlando, Florida
VP on phone: Yes, ma’am. Yes, ma’am, it’s nine inches by five inches, or something like that…
Mechanicsville, Virginia
Overheard by: Alan
Tech guy on phone: It doesn't work? You let Jeff touch it?! You let Darth Moron touch it!
Time Warner Cable Offices
New York
