Repair man: Hey, do you know anything about the broken ice machine on the 4th floor?
Doorman: Yeah, it needs to get fixed.
53rd & 7th
New York City, New York
Overheard by: fix the ice
Repair man: Hey, do you know anything about the broken ice machine on the 4th floor?
Doorman: Yeah, it needs to get fixed.
53rd & 7th
New York City, New York
Overheard by: fix the ice
Clumsy coworker drops pile of files: Nobody look at me! I want to be alone!
1300 York Avenue
New York, New York
Overheard by: Jennifer
Co-worker #1: Are Abercrombie and Fitch catalogs homoerotic?
Co-worker #2: Oh my god. Totally!
Co-worker #1: But they aren’t gay, right?
Co-worker #2: What do you think homoerotic means?
584 Broadway
New York, NY
Boss: Do you like your bananas al dente?
Intern: Yes, I do!
Manhattan, New York
Salesman on speakerphone: Hey, Paul, get in here so we can work on BJs. (meaning the wholesale store)
Graphic designer: Eeewwwww!
Farmingdale, New York
Overheard by: peej
Loud, annoying girl on phone trying to sound important: No, no, no! We can't do April 22nd, we're closed for black Friday!
Manhattan, New York
Records department guy to another: It’s great because it’s flavored, so you don’t get that nasty taste that you normally get.
1740 Broadway
New York, New York
Woman: I wish I had an overactive thyroid.
Man: Yeah, you’d get a lot of attention that way.
Elevator, 550 7th Avenue
New York, New York
Overheard by: Heather
Employee: I mean, really — who uses the word ‘lubricant’ in passing?
48th Street and Madison Avenue
New York, New York
Project manager: Boris, moose and squirrel are over there.
Union Square
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Julie
