Desktop chick: It’s colder now because the sun isn’t blowing.
2 Rector Street
New York, NY
Overheard by: Larry Flores
Desktop chick: It’s colder now because the sun isn’t blowing.
2 Rector Street
New York, NY
Overheard by: Larry Flores
Receptionist #1: Well, it’s not like you need the money.
Receptionist #2: I could use it, though…
Receptionist #1: But it’s, like, life-threatening surgery.
Receptionist #2: It’s life-threatening? [Receptionist #1 answers phone.] It’s life-threatening?!
Park Avenue
New York, New York
Overheard by: cubiclelove
Doctor: Who is that?
Assistant: It’s Dr. Smith, he wants to know if you are going to the meeting.
Doctor: What, I can’t go to the bathroom first? Tell ’em I’m peeing.
York Ave
New York, New York
Overheard by: the other assistant
Suit: Let me introduce you to our crackhead intern…[Patrick].
51 West 52nd Street
New York, NY
Overheard by: E-nigmatic
Office guy: As I told him, it’s not the speed of the train that matters when a train hits you, it’s the force. They tried to do CPR and their hands just disappeared into his chest…
515 7th Avenue
New York, NY
Overheard by: Rosskel
Tech director to stagehand in pink jacket: Okay, new rule — you can come to work drunk, but you can’t dress up.
Washington Park
Albany, New York
Tennis instructor to day-campers: You were special last year. You are not special anymore. If you still suck this year, leave these courts.
Birchwood Swim & Tennis Club
Chappaqua, New York
Overheard by: rachel kieffer
Receptionist, answering phone: Good afternoon, how can I help you? (pause) I'm sorry, she no longer works at this office. (hangs up phone)
Receptionist to executive secretary: It was for you.
New York City, New York
Cube dweller: Do not Google ‘Britney Spears’ vagina.’ All you get is porn.
455 Broadway
New York, New York
Overheard by: Alex
Former secretary: They fired me! Can you believe that? They fired me because they said I had a shitty fuckin’ attitude!
Student government office
New York, New York
Overheard by: Still laughing
