Employee to boss: Number 1, this is number 3 calling.
New Brunswick
New Jersey
Employee to boss: Number 1, this is number 3 calling.
New Brunswick
New Jersey
Young drone on cell: We were talking about my shirts and how my butt crack hangs out, then Mae* pulled on my shirt and ripped it… So yeah, that's what happened.
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bruce Banner
IT guy: This is brand new. It's pre-owned.
Coworker: So is it brand new? Or pre-owned?
IT guy: It's brand new pre-owned.
Plainsboro, New Jersey
Overheard by: God help us.
Cubicle-dweller, on phone: I think they might be swingers.
Piscataway, New Jersey
Overheard by: Tom
Employee #1: There’s a fire in the kitchen!
Employee #2: Should we call the fire department or pull the alarm or something?
Employee #3: No, because they’ll make us evacuate.
259 Prospect Plains Road
Cranbury, New Jersey
Employee: It's scary when your own government is telling you that the unemployment rate will raise and economy will worsen.
Friend: Hmm. Debatable.
Employee: It's like your parents telling you that you're going to be a junkie in the coming year.
Piscataway, New Jersey
Overheard by: Caroline
Suit #1: Did you see the movie The Da Vinci Code? That monk creeped me out with his pale skin, white hair and all. He must be Albanian.
Suit #2: You mean albino?
3 2nd Street
Jersey City, New Jersey
Overheard by: Hobo Whisperer
Woman #1: I’m so upset about my aunt.
Woman #2: I know, but there is nothing you can do now.
Woman #1: It was so sudden. She’s never going to be herself again. I can see it already.
Woman #2: That might be something to be thankful for.
Paramus, New Jersey
Overheard by: Red
CPA: This pile here is a bunch of bad deals I made when I was taking drugs…
New Jersey
Supervisor: We need to fill a position. John, I need you to write me a Craig's list ad.
John: What should I put in?
Supervisor: Just put in your job.
Cherry Hill, New Jersey
