Woman from regulatory department: Herman's Hermits? Aren't they the ones that sang “Hey hey, we're The Monkees”?
Winona, Minnesota
Woman from regulatory department: Herman's Hermits? Aren't they the ones that sang “Hey hey, we're The Monkees”?
Winona, Minnesota
Manager: Sorry I’m late. I was upstairs looking for pictures of Conway Twitty to print and scare Marie with. He’s her Freddie Kruger.
Kanawha Boulevard West
Charleston, West Virginia
Overheard by: CubReporter
Guy: Yeah, so now’s the time I go home, take my shoes off, change into sneakers and sing “It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood”.
Chick: That’s kinda creepy.
Guy: Yeah, I guess it is kinda creepy. But that’s what I was going for.
Avenue of the Americas
New York City, New York
Receptionist on phone: I wish he'd understand that no movie he makes is worth anything unless Kenny Loggins has his finger in it.
Kansas City, Missouri
Male sales VP, looking over sales rep's shoulder at computer: Oh yeah, I have that on my iTunes too: Quando, Quando, Quando, by Englebert Humperdink.
Male sales rep: Yeah, this is my gym mix.
Santa Barbara, California
Engineer #1: Guess who is going to be at the club I'm going to in Vegas?
Engineer #2: Snoop Dogg?
Engineer #1: No, Asia.
Engineer #2: Uh, isn't that a country?
Engineer #1: (blank stare)
FedEx Drive
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Jamil
Cube worker preparing to take flu medicine (to the tune of Monty Python's Spam Song): Drugs, drugs, drugs, drugs, wonderful drugs, glorious drugs.
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: Fyathy Rio
Employee: Sir, the password to your account is?
Man: J-u-g-g-a-l-o.
Wife: God, that's so embarrassing.
Pleasanton, California
Overheard by: Stephen
Guy #1: Why is The Lord of the Rings CD in your bag?
Guy #2: It's a good soundtrack, man! A good movie!
Guy #1: You fuckin know Elven!
Guy #2: I don't know Elven.
Guy #1: You can read Elven.
Guy #2: I can't read Elven!
Guy #1: Well, you can do something with Elven!
Guy #2: I can recognize Elven!
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Lularow
Data analyst, yelling: Listen… Listen! (pause, then whispering) Ice, ice baby…
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: data monkey
