Coworker: I don't even think I know where Egypt is, I think I failed geometry in high school…
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Coworker: I don't even think I know where Egypt is, I think I failed geometry in high school…
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Coworker #1: (hiccups)
Coworker #2: Whatever you're drinking, I want some!
St. Paul, Minneosta
Person #1: Where is Marcelo?
Marcelo (walking in conference room): You didn't tell me the time of the meeting changed! You gave me your shaft!
(silence, followed by uncontrollable laughter)
Person #2: Whoever is teaching Marcelo English slang, please stop.
St. Paul, Minnesota
Overheard by: Highly Amused
Manager to employee: The look on your face says “constipated.”
Fast Food Restaurant
Minnesota
Overheard by: tonette
Cube girl #1: I keep smelling food.
Cube girl #2: Maybe you’re having a stroke.
Cube girl #1: Nooooo!
Viking Drive
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Overheard by: Nicole
Boss to group: I want to congratulate our rhythm and robustness!
Group:(looking around confused)
St Paul, Minnesota
Overheard by: Not Congratulated
Executive: So I ended up with the meth head’s blood all over my face.
8081 Wallace Road
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Girl #1: So, they really didn’t have sex on Valentine’s Day?
Girl #2: Yep.
Girl #1: Here’s the thing — he cooks her dinner, asks advice on wine… The least she can do is lay there for nine minutes.
St. Paul, Minnesota
Overheard by: steff
Endocrinologist to another doctor: They're both GI doctors, so you know they're really pulling it in. And they've got good hours, well, unless someone starts bleeding in the middle of the night. The only way one of mine bleeds is if I stab them in the thyroid.
Fairview Hospital
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Overheard by: A Very Scared Patient
Mother: I think Grandma Olson has a little bit of a cirrhosis thing going on.
Little girl: Why’s that?
Mother: Because Grandma Olson drinks much, much, much more than-
Little girl: -Than grandpa?
Mother: Than anyone in the world.
120 Kellogg Boulevard
St. Paul, Minnesota
