Quiet IT guy: My dingleberries have been really slow lately.
Sparks, Maryland
Overheard by: Operator
Quiet IT guy: My dingleberries have been really slow lately.
Sparks, Maryland
Overheard by: Operator
Co-worker: Can you notarize something for me?
Accounting supervisor: Got any money?
Co-worker: Nope.
Accounting worker-bee: Then you must take off your pants, get on the empty chair and dance for us.
Co-worker: Really?
Entire accounting department: Really.
Co-worker: Are tightie whities okay?
2200 Broening Highway
Baltimore, Maryland
Receptionist: I just want to punch you in your eye ’cause you’re getting too upset!
8900 Kelso Drive
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: Nikki
Boss on phone: So my friend said, “I found myself sobbing at my desk at 1 am on a Saturday” and I told her, “welcome to the non-profit sector!” (breaks down into uncontrollable laughter)
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: widget
Team leader: Alright everyone, I’m headed out for the weekend. So long.
Teammate #1: Farewell.
Teammate #2: Auf wiedersehen.
Teammate #3: Goodbye!
Hanover, Maryland
Overheard by: Adam
Cube rat: We had to take them off so that we could trim the bush. Because, you know, you have to trim your bush.
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: Heather
Coworker after three-day absence: Oh my god! It’s so stressful! My three-year-old has a double ear infection and pneumonia! I haven’t slept in days!
Boss: Oh, I know! Tell me about it! My cat has colitis!
West Fayette Street
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: Sure that’s almost the same thing…
Grad student presenter: … So we think that the protein might be diffusing.
Professor: Well, according to the dream I had last night, that couldn’t happen.
3400 North Charles Street
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: LabCat
Executive admin, about 10-K report: It's double sided, and so thick! I don't remember it being so thick! And double-sided!
Baltimore, Maryland
Peon: I’m going to be on a jury! I really hope I get a murder trial, since I’m in the city. When I lived in the country, I had to be on a jury for this guy who hit a cow. I’m like, ‘I don’t want to sit through this!’
351 West Camden Street
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: Temp-tation
