Boss to secretary: Before you send that in the mail there's one caveat.
Secretary: Who's Juan Caveat? Does he get a copy of the invoice?
Boss: No, no. “Caveat” means “condition.” There's one condition.
Cockeysville, Maryland
Boss to secretary: Before you send that in the mail there's one caveat.
Secretary: Who's Juan Caveat? Does he get a copy of the invoice?
Boss: No, no. “Caveat” means “condition.” There's one condition.
Cockeysville, Maryland
Production manager: All I’m saying, Betty*, is do something, even if it’s wrong!
8900 Kelso Drive
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: Nikki
Middle-aged order entry woman: Girls, I tell you, by the time lovin’ comes back around to me, that cherry will have done growed back!
8900 Kelso Drive
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: nikki
Boss: Wait, is the internet on?
Bethesda, Maryland
Cube dweller woman #1: Wanna see my baby? Wanna see my baby?
(few moments pass)
Cube dweller woman #2: Those are some big nuts!
(few moments pass)
Cube dweller woman #1: Do you want to lick them?
Golden Valley, Maryland
Grad student: I’m just incapable of mounting anything remotely straight.
3400 North Charles Street
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: LabCat
Engineer to room full of coworkers: Well, I figure if he takes a crap every day, he’s eating enough, right?
West Bethesda, Maryland
Overheard by: Maybe Engineers Shouldnt Be Fathers
Coworker #1: Do you want to see my diamond?
Coworker #2: That’s not a diamond — that’s your camel toe!
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: i got a million of them….
Customer on phone, about catalog CD: I will just shove it in real fast.
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: That's What She Said
