Foreign coworker: What does it mean, ‘nappy-headed hos’?
333 Wacker Drive
Chicago, Illinois
Foreign coworker: What does it mean, ‘nappy-headed hos’?
333 Wacker Drive
Chicago, Illinois
Supervisor: Well, if that’s the case, all I need is a panda, a gun, and a bottle of wine.
Naperville, Illinois
Woman #1: I hate living alone.
Woman #2: I love living alone.
Woman #1: It sucks going home to nobody, having nobody to talk to — it just sucks.
Woman #2: You want to live together?
Woman #1: No!
Motorola, 1301 East Algonquin Road
Schaumburg, Illinois
Girl #1: Hey, do you want to do the Ann Landers 5k with me?
Girl #2: Ann Landers has her own 5k?
Girl #1: Yeah, it’s to raise money for whatever she died of.
Girl #2: I thought she just died of being old. Wouldn’t it be awesome if there was a 5k to raise money to prevent old?
835 N. Michigan Avenue
Chicago, Illinois
Ditzy member of upper management: No, it's not internal, it's out-ternal.
Schaumburg, Illinois
Drone #1: This sucks. I think I've run out of things to do for today.
Drone #2: I did that a couple of hours ago.
Drone #1: No wonder the economy contracted.
Chicago, Illinois
Guy with monitor: You need anything else moved into your office?
Other guy: No, but you’re my IT bitch so I’ll call you when I need something.
525 W. Van Buren Street
Chicago, Illinois
Employee #1: So, I’ve been taking them for about a month now.
Employee #2: Yeah?
Employee #1: I don’t feel bigger. Definitely… rounder… and harder, but not bigger.
Elk Grove, Illinois
Overheard by: Nick Danger
Consultant: Oh my god, sorry! I'm slow. And like… dumb.
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: meeting jockey
