Manager: Will you guys stop talking during my presentation?
Underling: I wasn’t talking, I was asleep…
Abingdon Science Park
Abingdon, Oxfordshire
UK
Manager: Will you guys stop talking during my presentation?
Underling: I wasn’t talking, I was asleep…
Abingdon Science Park
Abingdon, Oxfordshire
UK
Guy #1: God, I’m so tired. I feel like I just ran the Tour de France.
Guy #2: Yeah, I’d love to see you get hit by a bunch of bikes.
737 Main St.
Buffalo, New York
Overheard by: chris b
Guy: I’m guessing she’s not digging her job too much.
Girl: No, she digs it fine. She was promoted to SA and she talks to her friends on the phone all day without anyone calling her on it. She better be digging her job a lot ’cause she gets away with all kinds of shit.
3350 Riverwood Parkway
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: n-ro
Co-worker: How many times do I have to tell you, you can’t do that? It’s like adding apples and morons.
2011 Mahone Avenue
Fort Lee, Virginia
Overheard by: jordan
VP Sales: Don’t tell Human Resources I said this, okay, but these chocolates are gay.
5 W. Madison Street
Chicago, Illinois
Employee: Damn it! I broke my speaker phone. I’ve punched it hundreds of times before and it hasn’t broken…
6300 Diagonal Highway
Boulder, Colorado
Secretary: I love this new water bottle I got. It holds all the water you need for a full day. The problem is that when I drink out of it, I look like a hamster.
401 Church Street
Nashville, Tennessee
Co-worker on phone: …So if that wasn’t enough, she signs the email
“LOL”. Now you can’t tell me that wasn’t completely obnoxious…Yeah. Lots of luck…Oh. But, still…
1236 Shannon Avenue
Indianapolis, Indiana
IT Guy #1: Why didn’t the janitor take my empty computer boxes?
IT Guy #2: Did you put a sign on it for the guy to haul it away?
IT Guy #1: Yeah, it says “junk”.
IT Guy #2: Dude, it should say “trash”.
500 Eldorado Boulevard
Broomfield, Colorado
Marketing Manager: Do we have any more blue bins?
Summer minion: Oh my God, no! Those bins are disappearing like a fat kid on cake.
66 Wellington Street W
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
