Female suit: Different coworkers. One may have the clap, the other may abort her bastard child.
Nashville, Tennessee
Female suit: Different coworkers. One may have the clap, the other may abort her bastard child.
Nashville, Tennessee
Supervisor on phone: Yeah, it usually takes about, I don’t know, three or four days to get the good whores, and then…
Camden Street
Baltimore, Maryland
Coworker #1: Hey, does anyone here have the athlete’s foot?
Coworker #2: Not currently… But I think Jerry* has jock itch.
Coworker #1: Thanks. You’ve been real helpful.
Peachtree Parkway
Norcross, Georgia
Overheard by: disease free
Coworker #1: Jack*, don’t you have a little thing?
Jack: I got a little thing, but it don’t do shit.
Coworker #2: So do I, Jack. So do I.
100 Main Street
Cincinnati, Ohio
Coworker #1: I heard Sophia Loren was ill.
Coworker #2: Is that Ralph Lauren’s wife?
48th street
Pompano Beach, Florida
Postal clerk: Is there anything fragile, liquid, perishable, or potentially hazardous in this?
Man: Nope, just condoms. Care package for my daughter.
Post office
Jenison, Michigan
Overheard by: On High Alert
Salesman #1: So, you put your hand in?
Salesman #2: Yeah, well, I tried. At first I could only get my fingers in there, and there’s water and this black shit drippin’ out.
Salesman #1: Gross… Totally gross.
Salesman #2: It was… And she’s yelling at me that I’m doing it wrong, but I’m just trying to work my whole hand in there and she won’t shut up!
Neighboring cube rat: Keep your gross-ass sex stories to yo’self!
Salesman #2: I was working on the clogged plumbing at my mother’s house!
Equitable building
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: Drue K.
Suit #1: So she said the snake got loose in her apartment and they can’t find it.
Suit #2: Well, until they do, she’s gonna have to sleep with her ass up aganst the wall!
32nd Street
Jersey City, New Jersey
Overheard by: Hobo Whisperer
Peon: I’ve never seen a real-life fire before… Except for the one I started when I was in college.
40th Street and 8th Avenue
New York, New York
Overheard by: Whatever
Curious coworker: Were you guys talking about teabags in the bathroom?
University Park, Pennsylvania
