Boss: So, tell me about this guy we are doing business with today.
Assistant: Well, he is like [Adam], but with a bath and good shave.
Boss: Okay, good to know.
900 S. Shackleford Road
Little Rock, Arkansas
Boss: So, tell me about this guy we are doing business with today.
Assistant: Well, he is like [Adam], but with a bath and good shave.
Boss: Okay, good to know.
900 S. Shackleford Road
Little Rock, Arkansas
The day after the company picnic. . .
Female clerk #1: Was that the new guy playing volleyball? You know the one that keeps trying to adjust his hours.
Manager: Maybe he just needs to wear a jock strap all the time.
Female clerk #2: Adjust his hours! His schedule! Everything is code for crotch to you!
5760 Highway 80 East
Pearl, Mississippi
IT guy to another: Gay Republicans are a little more weird than Gary*.
Wilshire Boulevard
Los Angeles, California
Male engineer: Yeah, I've seen him around, in the hallways. Smoking out front.
Female engineer: He looks weird. Kind of like a really huge tall kid, kind of like a mongoose-camel hybrid.
Manhattan, New York
PC tech: How’s your wife?
Printer tech: Pretty good. I tried to give her a massage last night, but she said that I couldn’t.
PC tech: Why? My girl loves massages.
Printer tech: She said that I’ll just end up filling up a hole, and she wasn’t in the mood.
West Palm Beach, Florida
Office guy #1: Look! There goes the cocaine lady! You should try to catch her!
Office guy #2: Damn, she’s gone! Maybe next time.
Clackamas, Oregon
Overheard by: Stephanie
Suit: It was kind of like Little Red Riding Hood, except with Mexican hookers.
Irving, Texas
Co-Worker: My wife’s not too happy with me.
Client: Oh, I’m sure–
Co-Worker: –No, she’s pregnant again.
Client: Ooooh, that’s gotta be your fault. No woman would do that to herself.
Highland Avenue
Cheshire, Connecticut
Worker #1: That guy last night was kind of weird.
Worker #2: He was like a black Urkel!
Worker #1: Right.
Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin
Overheard by: Brush up on old sitcoms people
Boss: I don’t know when we became such a mecca for church groups.
1975 Vineville Avenue
Macon, Georgia
