Sales girl: Gérard Depardieu has weird balls.
Abbot Kinney
Venice, New York
Sales girl: Gérard Depardieu has weird balls.
Abbot Kinney
Venice, New York
Employee #1: Do you ever have dreams about losing your teeth?
Employee #2: Um, no.
Employee #1: I feel as if they are inadequate.
12012 Sunset Hills Road
Reston, Virginia
Overheard by: Carly
Manager: She’s actually very bright, she just doesn’t speak or write.
200 West Oak
Fort Collins, Colorado
Female peon: Do I like the long and skinny ones or the short and fat ones?
Male peon: You like the short and fat ones.
Female peon: I thought I liked the long and skinny ones also…
Male peon: No, I like the long and skinny ones.
Hamilton
Bermuda
IT guy #1: When you work in a restaurant it seems like everyone starts dating each other. I once knew these two that worked at Subway, and they started dating.
IT guy #2: That’s barely a restaurant.
IT guy #1: Do you think the girls at Hooters start dating each other?
1400 Douglas Street
Omaha, Nebraska
Overheard by: DB
Coworker #1: …but that professor had his hand on my leg the whole night.
Coworker #2: The one who kept talking about torture?
1 Liberty Plaza
New York, New York
Overheard by: Lily Carver
Employee #1: Where’s Anne*?
Employee #2: I dunno, but she’s sure going to be late to her time management training class.
980 Kelly Johnson Drive
Las Vegas, Nevada
Secretary: What are they here for?
Boss: They are here to remove my organ.
Secretary: … What?
Fort Street
Lincoln Park, Michigan
Assistant editor: She said she’s going to come over and hit you in the head with a pretzel.
1633 Broadway
New York, New York
