Assistant: Oh my god, your caulk is dripping!
5001 East Harry Street
Wichita, Kansas
Assistant: Oh my god, your caulk is dripping!
5001 East Harry Street
Wichita, Kansas
Worker lady: This year is my last birthday.
Post office, 10 Atlantic Street
Newark, New Jersey
Lady #1: … But he’s drunk all the time.
Lady #2: Everyone’s drunk all the time. I might be drunk right now!
8140 Lehigh Avenue
Morton Grove, Illinois
Overheard by: Amanda
Old lady on cell: Well, I went commando once, but the whole day I was just super paranoid. What if it got flies in it or something?
3501 Quail Springs Parkway
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Old woman at check-in desk: I used to have a lot more sex when I was younger… There weren’t any TVs back then.
Main Street
Wolfville, Nova Scotia
Canadia
Office drone: If we die it’ll be because of those Altoids.
3229 East Spring Street
Los Angeles, California
Co-worker: I didn’t know we were supposed to wear green today. I guess I didn’t get that memo.
Manager: I didn’t get that one either; just the one about the underwear.
6611 Preston Avenue
Livermore, California
Cashier: Is that the one you were engaged to?
Manager: Yes.
Cashier: Who broke it off?
Manager: He did. But I’m glad he did — he was a nutcase.
Cashier: Oh. Really crazy or just strange?
Manager: Crazy. Didn’t I tell you? He proposed to me again at his mother’s funeral after he had broken off the first engagement.
Customer and cashier: What?!
Manager: Yeah. He got down on one knee in front of all his family as they were lowering the freakin’ casket with his dead mother into the ground and asked me to marry him again. I said no, of course.
Cashier: Well, that’s awkward.
Grocery store
New Jersey
Overheard by: Laura
Guy on phone: We got new digs over here! Yeah, we moved out of the building with all the hot woman and into a big corporate building!
1166 Avenue of the Americas
New York, New York
