Coworker: But if I print it on both sides of the paper, how do I see what's on the other side?
Salt Lake City, Utah
Coworker: But if I print it on both sides of the paper, how do I see what's on the other side?
Salt Lake City, Utah
Boss: We want to have the title field on the business card, so include on the ordering page a drop-down list so the employee can select a title, and corporate standards are consistent.
IT consultant: No problem, do you have a list of titles?
Boss: No.
IT consultant: So what would you like to have in the drop-down list?
Boss: A list of titles.
Winnipeg
Manitoba
Canadia
Secretary, filing her nails: It's a real contribution to society, knowing how to jazzercise.
Cleveland, Ohio
Overheard by: I wish I could jazzercize
Secretary to another: So I had a dream that you and I murdered Ryan, and all I could think was I was upset because I just friended him on Facebook.
Allentown, Pennsylvania
Boss: I like your pompoms.
Secretary: Thanks, I got them for my birthday.
Oregon
Overheard by: killerwhales
General manager: If there's a problem report immediately, don't wait for an opportune moment.
Teenage intern: Is that a real word?
General manager: What? “Opportune”?
Teenage intern: No, “moment.”
Derry, New Hampshire
Client: I think we'll need to push this to Q4 or Q5.
Seattle, Washington
Sales rep, about clients coming in later: Just so you know, one of them is deaf.
Secretary: Oh. Should we have printed some of the reports in braille?
Austin, Texas
Office drone, after extremely serious meeting: We should all go on a picnic!
Downtown Los Angeles, California
Secretary to intern: How does your cat like tuna? I mean, he's never been to the ocean before.
Houston, Texas
Overheard by: I hate my desk
