Why Are You Looking at Me Like That?

Male boss to female employee: The best way to learn is on your knees. That way they don’t fall as far if you drop them.

Orlando, Florida

Posted on October 16, 2021
Dumb Bosses, Florida, Possible Sexual Harassment

God, I Miss Him

COO: Hey, Dave*! Larry* just called.
VP: Really, how's he doing?
COO: He said to make sure when I see you to say, “Fuck you, Dave*!”

Miami, Florida

Overheard by: UN Reject

Posted on September 19, 2021
Bosses, Florida, Insults, On the phone

4PM Finish Layout

Designer: Hey, look, I’m finished with Page 2, now all I need are your lottery numbers.
EA: The numbers aren’t in yet…It’s going to be another 40 minutes before they come in.
Designer: Well, can’t you just forecast what the numbers will be?

200 E. Las Olas Boulevard
Fort Lauderdale, Florida

Overheard by: W. Texas Mike

Posted on August 27, 2021
Coworkers, Designers and Photographers, Florida, General Idiocy, Questions, Technology, Time Management

The One You Have to Crank Is Way Too Much Work

Female coworker: Okay, so I have an electric one and I have one that runs on batteries. I think I'm taking the one that runs on batteries.

Clearwater, Florida

Posted on August 26, 2021
Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Florida, Technology

I Can Hear the Awkward Silence from Here

Worker: [Jeff] didn’t come in because he has pneumonia. We went to the hospital yesterday.
Manager: Ever since you and [Jeff] started dating he’s begun falling apart. Now he’s got pneumonia. That’s what drugs will do to you; lower your immune system.
Worker: That couldn’t have been it…It’s been 2 weeks since we’ve taken ecstacy.

7350 S. Tamiami Trail
Sarasota, Florida