Casting assistant on phone: Yes, that should work. I have had lots of luck with the cocks in the past.
(silence)
Laughing casting assistant: Oh my god! I just realized how that sounded. (hysterically laughing) I meant Cox Net, I meant the email address. Oh god, I'm an idiot. I'm so sorry, miss.
New York City, New York
Office worker: Oh, finally! This piece of dead skin came off.
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: Heather
Boss to employee fixing phone lines: Where is Matt? He was just here.
Matt: I'm over here…under your wife's desk.
Brookhaven, Pennsylvania
Sales manager: Why are you brushing your hair with a stapler?
Office assistant: Well, I thought I could staple it.
Sales manager: (silence)
Fenton, Missouri
Overheard by: Catherine
Employee #1, reading a list of names: Johnson?
Employee #2: I don't have a Johnson.
Columbus, Ohio
Overheard by: Bronson Pinchalot
Cafeteria worker: Urinating in the Caesar!
Harvard, Illinois
Overheard by: Dave
Girl over cubicle wall: Please check your e-mail!
Guy: Okay, what is it?
Girl: I sent you a blank e-mail. That's because I'm ignoring you.
Lexington, Kentucky
Overheard by: cubical gopher
Server, walking past applicant: Get out while you still can!
Mississauga
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Slacking off
Flaming server: Gimme some tape to close this envelope: I don't lick nothin' that doesn't have a sailor attached.
Circle Centre Mall
Indianapolis, Indianapolis
Overheard by: Shatmandu
