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Boss looking at her new laptop: There are too many keys.

Bank
New York

Overheard by: Tjay

Posted on June 25, 2022
Dumb Bosses, General Idiocy, Gripes, New York, Technology

Where Do You Think I’m Calling You From?

Boss on speaker phone: So I need you to give me those files, like, in five minutes.
Employee: Um.
Boss: I’m serious. I want them in my hand in five minutes.
Employee: You know that I work at home, right?
Boss: So?
Employee: So I live forty-five minutes away from your so-called “office”…Speaking of which, did you ever get that toilet out of the hallway?

3207 Hayloft Court
Frederick, Maryland

Overheard by: Ren

Posted on June 7, 2022
Dumb Bosses, Employees, General Idiocy, Geography & History, Gripes, Maryland, Offers and requests, Time Management

I Know It’s True for Me, at Least

Head trainer: Let’s face it, if you could be all that you could be, you wouldn’t be working here…
Class: [Silence.]Trainee #1: [Applause.]Trainees #2 and #3: [Applause.]

Mutual of America, 320 Park Avenue
New York, New York

Posted on May 19, 2022
Dumb Bosses, General Idiocy, Insults, New York, Students, Teachers

2PM Mailroom

Manager: So, I need to ship something to Belgium. Belgium is in the Netherlands, right?

15585 Highway 11 N
Cottondale, Alabama

Overheard by: BAMA

Posted on April 15, 2022
Dumb Bosses, General Idiocy, Midsouth

11AM Diversity Seminar

Manager: I hate it when black people make a big deal about being black when they accept awards. It’s like the Holocaust; they have to get over it.

4189 Route 9
Freehold, New Jersey

Overheard by: Robert Max Freeman

Posted on April 8, 2022
Dumb Bosses, General Idiocy, Gripes, New Jersey, Race, Religion

And Not the Other Way Around

Art director, peeling an orange: I wish homeless people smelled like oranges.

Oak Lawn Avenue
Dallas, Texas

Posted on February 19, 2022
Dumb Bosses, Meals and Snacks, Texas

Have You Been Suffering from Delusions of Heterosexuality?

Semi-boss: No, I mean, I just misspelled every single word and, like, inverted letters and stuff.
Assistant: Maybe your hands were in the wrong place on the keyboard… Or maybe you have that thing that Tom Cruise has.
Semi-boss: Scientology?

Newark, Delaware

Posted on February 17, 2022
Delaware, Dumb Bosses, General Idiocy

I Was Happier When This Was an All-Idiot Company

Manager #1, waiting for elevator: He said it was intermittent.
Manager #2: He said it was what?
Manager #1: You know, like in her mittens.
Manager #2: Oh, in her mittens.
Manager #1: Yeah, mittens. (makes lobster claw motions with hand)
Manager #2: I never understand a word that comes out of his mouth.

Middleton, Wisconsin

Overheard by: The Receptionist