Boss on speaker phone: So I need you to give me those files, like, in five minutes.
Boss: I’m serious. I want them in my hand in five minutes.
Employee: You know that I work at home, right?
Employee: So I live forty‐five minutes away from your so‐called “office”…Speaking of which, did you ever get that toilet out of the hallway?
3207 Hayloft Court
Overheard by: Ren