Doctors

Physician on phone: They throw darts at each other's butts?!

32nd St
New York City, New York

Dental assistant: What was the name of that movie? The one about Pearl Harbor? You know, the one where they bomb Pearl Harbor?
Dentist: Um, I think it was called Pearl Harbor.
Dental assistant: No, it was a romantic movie… Where they bomb Pearl Harbor.
Dentist: Yeah, it's called Pearl Harbor.
Dental assistant: Oh, yeah! Pearl Harbor!

Dental Office
The Bronx, New York

Resident: Patient was seen today at his home. He’s still complaining that the beams from Oregon are bothering him, but he said they aren’t affecting him too badly right now. In fact, he said that they don’t affect men too much in general – it’s really women who should be worried about the beams, especially, he said, when they’re aimed at women’s private boxes.
Social worker: Did you just say private boxes?

Psychiatric clinic
Tulsa, Oklahoma

Distracted doctor: What did you say you inserted into her vagina?

1500 E. Medical Center Drive
Ann Arbor, Michigan

Doctor on phone: A drug test? OK, so how much coke did you do? And you wanna know what?

232 East 20th Street
New York, NY

Overheard by: Robert Spychala

Receptionist: Doc, there is no code for abnormal ejaculation. I looked under Abnormal & under Ejaculation. Nuthin’.
Doctor: Gimme the book.
Receptionist: What’s his problem? Minute man?
Doctor: Check under “retrograde”.
Receptionist: What does that mean? Too fast?
Doctor: Broken. He doesn’t ejaculate at all. Can’t.

838 Pelhamdale Ave
New Rochelle, NY

Overheard by: Lucky

Psychiatrist : I'm going to beat you so hard that you flatulate yourself!

Boston, Massachusetts

Dental hygienist to patient in nearby room: You should stop taking your dog's medicine. The dog might need it someday.

Manhattan, New York

Doctor to nurses: Y'know, I just don't trust dying in America.

Miami, Florida

Overheard by: Stef

Intern: Are you still sick?
Female doctor with a deep chest cough: I just need to be pounded.

Manhattan, New York