Marketing to IT worker: Would you stop looking in my trash and judging me?
Beaverton, Oregon
Marketing to IT worker: Would you stop looking in my trash and judging me?
Beaverton, Oregon
Director mom on phone with teenage son: Are you going to shower at home? (pause, then lowers voice a little) I want you to go home and get in the hot shower and blow your nose into the hot water because I don't want to be embarrassed at Hanukkah dinner tonight.
Rochelle Park, New Jersey
Overheard by: Sits and Waits
Elderly woman: Help me! Help me!
More elderly woman: What do you need?
Elderly woman: I need help!
More elderly woman: Then I can’t help you.
Pueblo, Colorado
Overheard by: WorkingForTheElderly
Manager: Did you watch Top Model last night?
Analyst employee: I can’t until the lesbians come back -I’m house sitting.
Empire Boulevard
Burbank, California
Overheard by: Statja K
Male cube monkey #1: Are you excited about the spring dinner tomorrow?
Male cube monkey #2: Yeah man! It’s at a steakhouse.
Entire room: Steak! Steak! Steak! Steak!
Canal Park
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Receptionist: Oh, excuse me!
Accountant: It's alright.
Receptionist: Hahaha… do you want to dance?
Accountant: Maybe if you were taller… and better looking.
112th Street
Seattle, Washington
On duty drone: Where’s your other thingamijig?
Off duty drone: My wife?
Gananoque
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Ronald Quailfeather
Middle-aged suit #1: Rob always wears the same suit every day, no matter what.
Middle-aged suit #2: Skank.
Avenue of the Americas
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Has lower standards
Coworker receiving work back that wasn't done properly: No way! I know I did it right! I must have a computer virus. Maybe I need a defrag? There's no way I had errors! I triple checked it!
York, Pennsylvania
Man #1: Can you help me? Because you look pretty intelligent.
Man #2: <nods head>
Man #1 (pulls out son's math homework): <reads question from math homework>
Library; Tampa, FL
