Male client service monkey: Oh man, I can’t wait to prance around the office in my tights.
Sansome and Sutter
San Francisco, California
Male client service monkey: Oh man, I can’t wait to prance around the office in my tights.
Sansome and Sutter
San Francisco, California
Supervisor: This was supposed to be done hours ago, what is taking so long?
Employee: I was too busy working on my resume so I can get a better job.
Park Avenue
New York City, New York
Ditzy blonde girl: "I often wonder about 'the afterlife' and if anything is there…"
Other lady: "I dont…"
Ditzy blonde: "well, you never really know do you?"
Other lady: "we do, science says no."
Cheshire, UK
Overheard by: Acubicleaway
Male staff #1: Hey, check out that butterfly on the window sill.
Male staff #2: Wow! That’s cool. Man, I’m not trying to sound girly, but butterflies are beautiful. I have this bush outside my house that they just love, and it’s so cool to watch them.
Male staff #1: Yeah, man, seriously. I’m not going to be covering my car with butterfly stickers, but butterflies do kick ass.
Male staff #2: Totally.
10 Medical Center Boulevard
Winston-Salem, North Carolina
Overheard by: a butterfly
so was ted bundy! Big deal!
767 5th ave, NYC
Boss: Why don’t I just shove a sock down your throat to shut you up?
Secretary: Yeah that’s fine, just make sure it’s not the sock you stuff your pants with!
Company Office
Fort Drum, New York
Office manager, talking about video intercom at front door: Jimmy's too short for the camera.
Jimmy: I had the same problem when I did porn.
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Lindsay
Guy on the phone: His email said texting is best. He's going to be intermittently in and out of caves.
12395 World Trade Drive, SD
Manager: You've seen me fiddling with it, right?
Underling: Only once.
Stratford
England
Lady on cell: Hang on, some lady is peeing and I can’t hear you. (pause) No, I called from the bathroom because there’s no privacy at my cube.
Houston, Texas
