Co-Worker #1: You look so different today.
Co-Worker #2: Yeah, I’m not drunk, I shaved, and I took a shower.
9603 Meridian Boulevard
Englewood, Colorado
Co-Worker #1: You look so different today.
Co-Worker #2: Yeah, I’m not drunk, I shaved, and I took a shower.
9603 Meridian Boulevard
Englewood, Colorado
Receptionist to coworker: Bagels can absorb alcohol just as easily as eggs and sausage!
Manhattan, New York
Cubicle farmer: Did you know that George Bush is a genius?
55 East 52nd Street
New York, NY
HQ division head: Nothing is too good for down range, therefore down range shall get nothing.
U.S. Forces “Diplomatic Training”
Riyadh, Saudi Arabia
Big fat receptionist: Ooh what is that?
Office worker #1: A caramel mochiatto from Starbucks.
Big fat receptionist: I hope you brought me one!
Office worker #2: Do you have any idea how many calories are in one of those?
200 Park Avenue
New York, NY
Overheard by: Sebastian O’Conner
Cube jockey #1: Attack me now like how you are talking about.
Cube jockey #2: If I attack you horizontally, it will cut open your middle.
Cube jockey #1: I know. That’s okay. Do it anyway.
Santa Clara, California
Secretary: There was a black man who lived in my county. He was the only one. We called him Nigger Jim.
Co-worker: What?
Secretary: Oh, it was okay. He called himself that. He was retarded.
Co-worker: Where is he now?
Secretary: Prison.
130 East Main Street
Canton, Georgia
Worker #1: You have to move your car. You can't just park wherever you want. What do you think, that you're the queen bee?
Worker #2: No, that's you.
Worker #1: Right. Now that we got that straight, move your goddamn car!
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Help me
Coworker: I hope that Gustav comes through and knocks the computers down for three days.
Blonde coworker: Oh yeah… Is that the new IT guy?
Coworker: Umm, no, that is the hurricane.
Houston, Texas
Male coworker: Why don't you get some prescription sunglasses?
Female coworker: Fuck that! Those are like hundreds of dollars, and that's money I could be spending on food and marijuana!
Atlanta, Georgia
Coworker: Yes, I ordered Italian ice from your menu…Oh, so you don’t have any more Italian ice. Hmmm, what else would I like?…Oh, you don’t have Italian ice, but you have iced tea?…um, what?
1251 Avenue of the Americas
New York, NY
