Female coworker #1: If he is 5’6″ and I am 5’7″ then without heels we would be the same height.
Female coworker #2: Are you 5’7″ with heels?
Female coworker #1: No.
Framingham, Massachusetts
Female coworker #1: If he is 5’6″ and I am 5’7″ then without heels we would be the same height.
Female coworker #2: Are you 5’7″ with heels?
Female coworker #1: No.
Framingham, Massachusetts
Employee #1: Give me an “h”! Give me an “o”! Give me an “n”! Give me an “o”! What does that spell?
Employee #2: “Hono”?
Employee #1: Yeah!
Department Store
New Zealand
Overheard by: Sars
Lunching woman to another: So, Ellen*, what’re you gonna do about your cow’s undescended testicle?
Hamilton, New Jersey
Overheard by: Glynda
PR Male: Why are you sending the reporter these pictures?
PR Female: I'm just trying to hook her.
PR Male: What?
Wilmington, Delaware
Sales guy: I went to a funeral once, and everyone there got a packet of the cremated remains.
Sales girl: That’s a nice parting gift!
Sales guy: Well, we were all supposed to disperse them somewhere. Mine sat on my mantle for about a month. Then I finally threw it away.
Sales girl: You sent the person to the dump?! So wrong! So wrong!
8220 England Street
Charlotte, North Carolina
Coworker: My daughter tried on a pair of pants this weekend. She asked me if her butt looked too big, because if it didn’t, she needed a smaller size.
56 Haddon Avenue
Haddonfield, New Jersey
Overheard by: Jane
Editor #1: Why would they ding you?
Editor #2: They have to ding. Even if there is nothing wrong, they have to ding. It’s psychological.
Editor #1: I need a beer.
8787 Orion Place
Columbus, Ohio
Woman: …and the doctor was like, “I’ve never seen so much wax in one ear before!”, and I was like, “Can we just get on with this already? I’m on vacation in Hawaii!”.
1745 Broadway
New York, NY
Coworker #1: So your son had ear surgery?
Coworker #2: Yeah, poor little monkey.
Coworker #1: Does he have to wear one of those cones now?
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: Selina Kyle
