I Like It– and I Like Men Who Like It

Coworker #1: The side of my lips are dry!
Coworker #2: I put ChapStick when that happens to me!
Coworker #1: I'm doing it!
Coworker #2: Oh, man…I got ChapStick on my mustache!
Coworker #1: Girl, you are not suppose to say that!

36th & 8th
New York City, New York

Overheard by: LIL Papi Chulo K.L.

Posted on October 4, 2015
Body Parts, Coworkers, Health & Hygiene, New York, Physical Appearance

9AM Back to Work

Foreman: Today is Shadow Day.
A/P: What’s that?
Foreman: They let the kids off school to go with a parent to see what they actually do at work.
A/P: And she picked you?

3559 Belgium Lane
San Antonio, texas

Posted on October 4, 2015
Bosses, Comebacks, Coworkers, Family, Texas, Violence

Why — What Did You Want to Do for Mom’s 80th Birthday?

Cube dweller: I think we should force her to get drunk and embarrass her. After all, that’s our way!

33 New Montgomery Street
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: McF

Posted on October 2, 2015
Advice, California, Coworkers

Or Are Sunglasses Allowed Now?

Coworker #1: So, I had this dream last night. I was looking at the ceiling, and a rat wearing sunglasses peeked out at me from the air conditioning vent.
Coworker #2, catching the end of the conversation: Was this a dream?

Melbourne, Florida

Overheard by: Despite all my rage…

Posted on September 30, 2015
Animals, Coworkers, Florida, Questions, Weirdness

If I'm Off by Even One Millimeter, We Might Experience Complete Proton Reversal

Boss: Tara, there is a big stack of Christmas cards on your chair. Please put stamps on each one and make sure they are exactly a quarter inch from both the side and the top of the envelope.
Tara, to coworker: Can you bring a ruler over here? I need to put stamps on the Christmas cards.

Old Town
San Diego, California

Overheard by: Glad I'm not the new girl

Posted on September 29, 2015
Bosses, California, Coworkers, General Idiocy, Offers and requests

Career Tip: Google These Things, Dear Reader

Coworker: Do you know how many inches are in a yard?
Receptionist: Whose yard?

El Segundo, California

Overheard by: Dave

Posted on September 28, 2015
California, Coworkers, General Idiocy, Questions, Receptionists, Science

Just a Little Trick I Learned from Dennis Rodman

Female shouting over cube wall: I like to lick the balls before I get rid of them!

Edmonton
Canadia

Overheard by: Hrew

Posted on September 26, 2015
Body Parts, Canadia, Coworkers, Sexuality, Weirdness

So What’s All the Buzz About?

Coworker #1: He’s coming over tonight with that thing you like?
Coworker #2: What?
Coworker #1: You know, that thing you like?
Coworker #2: Girl, that thing got batteries, and that’s what he’s bringing — batteries.

500 King Street
Wilmington, Delaware

Posted on September 25, 2015
Compliments, Coworkers, Default, Delaware, Sexuality

I’ll Start, and You Take Over When I Get Dizzy

Coworker to another, finding that doughnuts are gone: You wanna just lick the box with me?

Fredericksburg, Virginia

Posted on September 24, 2015
Coworkers, Meals and Snacks, Virginia

In Fairness, He Was Cross-Dressing at the Time

Construction worker #1: So you know how I knew you were gay?
Construction worker #2: WHAT?
Construction worker #1: It’s cool, dude. But know how I knew?
Construction worker #2: [shakes head]Construction worker #1: When you started making out with me at happy hour last week.
Construction worker #2: Oh. Oh, yeah.

1670 Broadway
Denver, Colorado

Posted on September 23, 2015
Colorado, Coworkers, General Idiocy, Questions, Sexuality

Coworkers