Co-Worker: Okay, on the spreadsheet we need the city and postal codes for all of your employees in the Netherlands.
Client: Uh, there’s none on file. We just send to “the Netherlands.”
3600 Mansell Road
Alpharetta, Georgia
Overheard by: jenny from the block
Co-worker #1: What’s inside these things?
Co-worker #2: I don’t know, Chocolate, I think.
Co-worker #1: There better not be anything gross inside.
Co-worker #3: That’s why I don’t eat balls, because you never know what’s gonna come out of them.
117 Kendrick Street
Needham, Massachusetts
Male office drone: So my friend says that instead of trying to stop human nature, we should focus our innate racism at a race that doesn't exist anymore. Like the Tuscans.
Female office drone, barely paying attention: Sounds like a cracker.
Norristown, Pennsylvania
Coworker #1: Has anyone ever been to Hoover Dam?
Coworker #2: No, but I hear that the Canadian side is much better than the American side.
Pendleton, Indiana
Overheard by: Watching for invading Canadians
Male peon: I’m confused… What ever happened to the dad on Good Times? Did he actually die?
Lady peon: I don’t think so, but I’m going to be really sad when Carl Weathers dies.
51st Street and Lexington Avenue
New York, New York
Head cashier: Suck my cock!
Cashier: I'm gonna hang you by your ovaries!
Lake Success, New York
Panicky mouse user: I have to clean my ball with Isowipes once a week, because it’s absolutely filthy!
54 Park Street
Sydney
Australia
Overheard by: Al
Cube dweller #1: Hey, I’m a people person.
Cube dweller #2: What are you talking about? You’re a make-fun-of-people person!
1000 East 116th Street
Carmel, Indiana
Co-worker #1: has Crazy [Don] come to see you yet?
Co-worker #2: Yeah. The first two weeks I was here he came over to my desk every day.
Co-worker #1: Did he ever make eye contact?
Co-worker #2: No.
Co-worker #1: He’s crazy.
Co-worker #2: At least he’s not trying to molest me.
3600 Market Street
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Engineer to room full of coworkers: Well, I figure if he takes a crap every day, he’s eating enough, right?
West Bethesda, Maryland
Overheard by: Maybe Engineers Shouldnt Be Fathers
