What I Can See Is Beige

Man: What color is your interior?
Lady: Excuse me?
Man: Uh, uh… Uh… of your car.
Lady: Ohhh.

Peachtree Street
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: it’s NOT all pink on the inside, i guess

Posted on February 7, 2018
Coworkers, Georgia, Possible Sexual Harassment

Faith-Based Employee Assistance Program

Upset worker: Oh, Lord! Jesus! Jesus! Jesus!! Lord, help me!
Voice from her speaker phone: You called?

8900 NW 35th Lane
Miami, Florida

Overheard by: Cin

Posted on February 2, 2018
Comebacks, Coworkers, Florida, Religion

Anyway, Long Story Short: I Spill Caulk on Myself at Least Once a Day Now, Though Usually at Night

Retiree visiting the office: I was working on the windows and running around the yard with my caulk in my hand, and I have this neighbor, Dave*, who was standing in the bushes, and I didn’t see him. But Dave scared me and there was caulk everywhere — caulk all over the windows and caulk on my hands. No, I’m serious, there were inches of it coming out! You guys aren’t even listening to me! I didn’t know what to do about all of the caulk on my hands but I called the 800 number on the side of it and the guy said that friction could get it off.

110 Nelson Road
Saskatoon, Saskatchewan
Canadia

Posted on February 1, 2018
Canadia, Coworkers, Feelings, Possible Sexual Harassment

Still Better Than Bucknell

Co-worker #1: You mean Napoleon Dynamite?
Co-worker #2: No, Napoleon Bonaparte.
Co-worker #1: Was he that explorer guy?
Co-worker #2: No, he was a French general…if you’ve ever heard the phrase “Napoleon complex” that’s where it comes from, because he was a short guy who thought he was the shit…
Co-worker #1: Oh…I’ve never heard of him.
Co-worker #2: How’s that IU education working out for you?

3699 West Lathrop
South Bend, Indiana