Man: I’d like to change the name on the account. She’s been dead for a while now.
CSR: For how long?
170 Utopia Road
Manchester, Connecticut
Overheard by: Mellen
Man: I’d like to change the name on the account. She’s been dead for a while now.
CSR: For how long?
170 Utopia Road
Manchester, Connecticut
Overheard by: Mellen
Employee: I wanted to know where the line for disgruntled employees starts.
HR Secretary: Right behind me.
500 Federal Road
Brookfield, Connecticut
VP: It’s not working. I can’t get it up. I can’t get it up.
CEO: They make a pill for that now, you know.
28 Crescent Street
Middletown, Connecticut
New guy #1: Exotic kay? I’m keeping away from that!
New guy #2: What?
New guy #1: Exotic…kay?
New guy #2: Key?
New guy #1: Khi?
New guy #2: Chee?
401 Merritt 7
Norwalk, Connecticut
Mail guy #1: He said he smoked crack at work?
Mail guy #2: Yeah.
Mail guy #1: How did he do that?
Mail guy #2: He said he did it in the bathroom.
Mail guy #1: But how?
Mail guy #2: How?
Mail guy #1: Yeah. He has to walk past about 2 guards to get in the building. Those people are trained to smell shit and they know if you’re coming in here dirty.
281 Tresser Boulevard
Stamford, Connecticut
Overheard by: Brenda Fate
Coworker: Where's Qatar?
Office assistant in early twenties: The Middle East. It's where we were in Desert Storm.
Whole office: Oh, you were in Desert Storm?
Office assistant in early twenties: No no no no! I mean “we” as in… like… America.
New Haven, Connecticut
Overheard by: nick T.
American suit to British suit: At some point in everybody's life you'll hear someone telling their CFO to suck it.
British suit: That's absolute nutters.
New Haven, Connecticut
Overheard by: Sadie Kossovski
Female coworker #1: How did your dental surgery go?
Female coworker #2: I'm okay. A little sore.
Female coworker #1: Do you want some Vicodin? I have some in my top drawer. I'm more than happy to share the wealth!
Norwalk, Connecticut
60-something woman, fumbling through kitchen: I'm looking for a good teabag. It's been a rough day and I just really need a good teabag.
New Haven, Connecticut
Cubicle dweller: It's Wednesday… Everything is falling apart. You just put it back together and wait for the weekend.
Simsbury, Connecticut
