Conductor #1, over PA: This is Stamford; welcome to the President's Club. (pause) Maybe you'll invite me someday.
Conductor #2, over PA: I doubt that's gonna happen.
Conductor #1: True.
Stamford, Connecticut
Overheard by: wasn't invited either
Conductor #1, over PA: This is Stamford; welcome to the President's Club. (pause) Maybe you'll invite me someday.
Conductor #2, over PA: I doubt that's gonna happen.
Conductor #1: True.
Stamford, Connecticut
Overheard by: wasn't invited either
Floor supervisor: To begin, I understand some of you have complaints. First, can anyone tell me exactly what it is we are asking you to do that we are not paying you to do?
20 Alexander Drive
Wallingford, Connecticut
Overheard by: Jody Ruskouski
Office worker: Well, I can't wait to diddle someone else…
East Hartford, Connecticut
Controller to president: I’m ready, baby, what do you wanna do? You wanna do it in my office? C’mon baby, what do you wanna do?
President: I want for you not to touch me with your viral infections.
150 Batson Drive
Manchester, Connecticut
Tech #1: You're going to need to help Ann*.
Tech #2: What's wrong with Ann*?
Tech #1: Well, that's a subject for long, intense discussion… But I think she needs help with her computer.
Storrs, Connecticut
Overheard by: J.McC
Manager: There’s a sucker born every minute, and I keep getting born!
55 Railroad Avenue
Greenwich, Connecticut
Overheard by: CV
Lady peon: Having a shower in December is the perfect idea. You’re going to get so many sex toys!
Baby goods store
Danbury, Connecticut
Overheard by: This makes my job worth it…
Manager: There is something on the drive that is taking up 5 gig of space.
Employee: What’s taking it up?
Manager: I don’t know.
Employee: Things that make you go hmmmmmm.
Manager: What?
777 West Putnam Avenue
Greenwich, Connecticut
Overheard by: Ballsalamode
Yard worker: I raked the yard yesterday and I figured I’d be sore but I’m not.
400 lb. woman: I would be. You’re in better shape than I am.
Co-worker: Who isn’t?
246 Scoville Hill Road
Harwinton, Connecticut
Lunching lady #1: It’s the fault of the non-Catholics and non-believers that Terri Schiavo didn’t wake up Easter morning.
Lunching lady #2: It’s so true, you’re so right. They just don’t believe.
401 Merritt 7
Norwalk, Connecticut
Overheard by: Not a Catholic
