Manager: You have to check your poop everyday in case you get a disease.
Starbucks
Vancouver
Canadia
Overheard by: Muffin
Manager: You have to check your poop everyday in case you get a disease.
Starbucks
Vancouver
Canadia
Overheard by: Muffin
Older strange employee to new employee: 200 years ago you would have made a great warrior.
Mississauga
Ontario
Canadia
Employee returning from Starbucks: Your whisper of cinnamon may have turned into a dull roar.
Boston, Massachusetts
Male coworker: I have a date with a new woman this weekend.
Female coworker: Yeah? What's she like?
Male coworker: Sounds promising. She doesn't smoke. No kids. No pets.
Female coworker: You do realize that your endgame involves being this woman's boyfriend and not her landlord, don't you?
Lakewood, Colorado
Entry-level employee: If I was a girl I would definitely be pregnant by now.
Baltimore, Maryland
Editor #1: Look at what my mom got me! A Chanel handbag!
Editor #2: Sigh. All my parents ever get me is jewelry!
Editor #1: Yeah, but this bag is really practical. It has pockets.
San Francisco, California
Cubicle dweller: God, I hate when I type like a retard. Hmmm… Wonder what a retard types like.
Las Vegas, Nevada
Overheard by: Forrest Gump
Clinician, after drinking from sports bottle: Man, nothing is worse than bad tequila.
ASU Student Health
Tempe, Arizona
Overheard by: Auntie Maim
Bored cubicle rat: That's my penis? It looks like a leg!
Marysville, Washington
Coworker to another: Are you a Yankee fan or a baseball fan?
E 42nd street
New York City, New York
