Girl, about overhead projection image: Any way you can make that bigger?
Whole class: That's what she said!
University
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: like, for real?
Girl, about overhead projection image: Any way you can make that bigger?
Whole class: That's what she said!
University
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: like, for real?
Woman in bathroom stall, quietly to herself: My crotch smells like bacon!
Toronto
Ontario
Canadia
Straight developer to gay developer: Don’t go straight! Your mom may have raised a homo, but she didn’t raise a quitter!
State & Water
Peoria, Ilinois
Overheard by: only girl in an office of men…
Female coworker #1: Having my integrity is more important than anything. Do you think I should cheat on my boyfriend with the new guy?
Female coworker #2: Totally. Your boy won't know!
Omaha, Nebraska
Cube girl: I am starving suddenly. Like, Albania-starving.
Cube guy: Are people starving in Albania?
Cube girl: The anorexic ones.
350 Madison Avenue
New York, New York
Boss #1, walking up to colleague in restroom: Looks like that one is a little low for you.
Boss #2, using lower urinal: Depends on how big your dick is. (then looks over shoulder at boss #1) Looks like all yours would be good for is checking the depth of the water…
Anchorage, Alaska
Overheard by: Enlightened
Bike messenger #1: Hey, you race at all?
Bike messenger #2: There's no glory in racing. The only glory is on the streets.
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Just Let Me Sign for This
Worker bee #1: As soon as he was naked he started touching himself.
Worker bee #2: Oh my god!
Worker bee #1: Sometimes she touches herself… but not in a long time. Every time he’s naked he diddles himself!
New Hyde Park, New York
Editor, on phone with reader: Sir, the phrase “Stick a sock in it” is pretty common. It’s a common phrase.
[Pause.]Editor: It’s no one’s sock, sir. It’s not a threat.
[Pause.]Editor: Well, I disagree. I think it is a pretty common phrase and I think everyone understood what I meant.
[Pause.]Editor: No, sir, it’s not my sock. It’s nobody’s sock.
Walnut Street
Green Bay, Wisconsin
Sales rep: No, she's back with her boyfriend, who's just a dick. Actually, not even interesting enough to be a dick. I mean, he works at Foot Locker.
West Bridgewater, Massachusetts
