Female project manager to male CFO: I love a man in pleated pants. It's just so sexy…
Wilmington, North Carolina
Female project manager to male CFO: I love a man in pleated pants. It's just so sexy…
Wilmington, North Carolina
Female pharmacist to female coworker: I get all my pants in New Jersey.
Coworker: Okay… That's good to know. I won't ask you about your pants anymore.
Tampa, Florida
Overheard by: ISPgypsy
Beastly employee: That reminds me of when I was skinny. I was smoking. With my thigh-high boots.
Pretty employee: Mmmm… cool.
Beastly employee: I won’t ever wear them again. I am too fat. I will bring them in for you.
Pretty employee, unhappily: Ummmm… ok.
Passerby employee to pretty employee, sympathetically: The boots went up to her camel toe… I’m sorry.
Hawthorne, New York
Overheard by: I have my own office
40-something male colleague: Oh, Sunday was no-pants day! Did you participate?
20-something female intern: Yes, but not intentionally!
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Lady in break room: I had the strangest dream last night. I dreamed I had gone out to my backyard, dug up my dog and took off its head and put it on my mantle.
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: Rob
Judge to clerk: Hey, you got shoes on. You're first class today!
Oakdale, Louisiana
Office drone who brought dog to work: Oh, there you go again! Nosing into my drawers. You know there's a treat in there for you. Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? Yes, you are! You are! Go ahead, just push your nose way in there and find that treat. I just love it when you visit at the office with us!
Louisville, Kentucky
Dentist to young female patient: I'm sorry, I ripped my glove.
Young female patient: Good thing it wasn't a condom!
Connecticut
Young drone on cell: We were talking about my shirts and how my butt crack hangs out, then Mae* pulled on my shirt and ripped it… So yeah, that's what happened.
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bruce Banner
Middle-aged suit #1: Rob always wears the same suit every day, no matter what.
Middle-aged suit #2: Skank.
Avenue of the Americas
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Has lower standards
