Coworker #1: And then it just exploded all over my pants.
Coworker #2: That sucks.
Coworker #1: Well, the good news is that if someone mentions the stain on my pants I know that they are looking at my junk.
Houston, Texas
Coworker #1: And then it just exploded all over my pants.
Coworker #2: That sucks.
Coworker #1: Well, the good news is that if someone mentions the stain on my pants I know that they are looking at my junk.
Houston, Texas
Doctor: The homeless people know what they are doing wearing more than one coat…
Hospital
Little Rock, Arkansas
Old drone #1: Does she have a harness?
Old drone #2: Yeah, but she said she doesn't like to wear those.
Old drone #1: She try one of those choker things?
Old drone #2: I don't know, I'll suggest that to her… she might find it more comfortable.
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bruce Banner
Woman #1, in line to get coffee: Do you smell dog? I smell dog. Like, a wet dog or something.
Woman #2: Oh, it's probably my pants. My dog slept on them last night and I didn't have a clean pair, so I wore them.
Woman #1: Yeah. It looks like you have some dog hair on them too.
Woman #2: It will probably just brush off by the end of the day. (walks away nonchalantly with coffee in hand)
Downtown Omaha, Nebraska
Office pariah to 20-something wearing sweatshirt from recent vacation: Oh, Ireland… Is that some kind of college or something?
Texas
Overheard by: And then I died a little inside
Marketing manager: My uncle had a chicken incident, and then he learned to keep his pants on.
Queen Anne Avenue
Seattle, Washington
Coworker: I brought a warmer coat because the Christmas party is today, and I might wind up in an alley.
Government Office
Washington, DC
Tech support engineer: I can’t believe I have pants on!
Rt. 1
Ipswich, Massachusetts
Caffeinated boss: Good morning all!
Lackey: Well, you certainly look perky today.
Caffeinated boss: Oh! You must mean my new bra!
Fairfax, Virginia
