Cubicle dweller, shouting: It's huge, and then you have to figure out where to put it.
Vancouver
Canadia
Overheard by: LaurenJ
Cubicle dweller, shouting: It's huge, and then you have to figure out where to put it.
Vancouver
Canadia
Overheard by: LaurenJ
Manager to gay employee: If you were a man, you'd understand.
Gay employee: Uhhhh… (head tilt)
Calgary
Canadia
Overheard by: silent bystander, slowly backing away
Boss to subordinate: Hey, you should come back to my place for a big load!
Newmarket
Ontario
Canadia
Service rep: The program was running, and it sends about one e-mail a second.
Customer: Okay, I think it was going for about five minutes, so it sent 800 e-mails.
Service rep: Um… Not really… No.
Ontario
Canadia
Producer #1: So we had dinner with Steve and Elaine.
Producer #2: What did Elaine serve–Steve's heart on a stake?
Producer #1: Close. Veal.
Toronto
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: JennV
Coworker to another: Showing the Kraken in the Clash of the Titans trailer is like asking a girl out with your dick hanging out.
Vancouver
Canadia
Customer in line buying a pop: $5 for a pop? Are you serious?
Cashier, deadpan: I wish I was joking.
Customer: Fine, give me a Coke. (walks away) I feel like I've just been raped!
Molson Amphitheatre
Toronto
Canadia
Supervisor: Do it my way, or else I'll have your head on a pike! And I don't mean a spear, I mean the fish!
Montreal
Canadia
Overheard by: peon
Male coworker being rushed: Just give me a sec.
Female coworker rushing him: I'll give you lots of secs.
Winnipeg
Canadia
Supervisor: Yarr, here be today's checklist, yarr.
Montreal
Canadia
