Older male worker: I ate a live scallop once. Kinda weird, the way it pulsed in my mouth.
Young female worker: Oh my god! I could never put anything that throbbed in my mouth!
Older male worker: This conversation is over.
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: TechWritingGuy
Salesman, about prospective customer: I gotta hook up with this guy. I'm really gonna pound his ass!
Canadia
Male intern: I like slaw. You know what slaw is awesome with? Jerk. Nothing beats a good jerk and a slaw.
Markham
Canadia
Admin, poking head into boss' office: What's that smell?!
Boss: You can smell that?!
Admin: Yes, and it's definitely coming from here.
Boss: I got a sub and they put onions on it! I finally figured it out and moved my trash can outside the office!
Admin: Thanks a lot! It reeks.
Boss: Better you than me!
Admin: The perks of having a closed office.
Ottawa
Canadia
Boss: I'm allergic to nuts.
Secretary: I can hold nuts but I just can't put them in my mouth.
Markham
Ontario
Canadia
Sole HR representative: My theory is that lemmings sing as they run towards the cliff to throw themselves off.
Ottawa
Canadia
Overheard by: Just the summer hire
Admin on phone: You can go in the back door… It's a big back door and you've earned it.
Ottawa
Canadia
Manager on phone with customer service: If they shit on me, I'll piss on them.
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: Cue
Copywriter #1: Hey, Margaret Atwood's coming out with her own brand of coffee.
Copywriter #2: That'll be the weirdest coffee ever!
Copywriter #3: It'll taste like… Birds!
Ontario
Canadia
Manager: Who's Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young? Are they a law firm?
Toronto
Canadia
