Boss to subordinate: Hey, you should come back to my place for a big load!
Newmarket
Ontario
Canadia
Boss to subordinate: Hey, you should come back to my place for a big load!
Newmarket
Ontario
Canadia
Service rep: The program was running, and it sends about one e-mail a second.
Customer: Okay, I think it was going for about five minutes, so it sent 800 e-mails.
Service rep: Um… Not really… No.
Ontario
Canadia
Producer #1: So we had dinner with Steve and Elaine.
Producer #2: What did Elaine serve–Steve's heart on a stake?
Producer #1: Close. Veal.
Toronto
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: JennV
Coworker to another: Showing the Kraken in the Clash of the Titans trailer is like asking a girl out with your dick hanging out.
Vancouver
Canadia
Customer in line buying a pop: $5 for a pop? Are you serious?
Cashier, deadpan: I wish I was joking.
Customer: Fine, give me a Coke. (walks away) I feel like I've just been raped!
Molson Amphitheatre
Toronto
Canadia
Supervisor: Do it my way, or else I'll have your head on a pike! And I don't mean a spear, I mean the fish!
Montreal
Canadia
Overheard by: peon
Male coworker being rushed: Just give me a sec.
Female coworker rushing him: I'll give you lots of secs.
Winnipeg
Canadia
Supervisor: Yarr, here be today's checklist, yarr.
Montreal
Canadia
Female coworker on phone: Was it big? (pause) Oh… Wow! He used an attachment? (pause) Well, how much did that add on?
Ottawa
Canadia
Female account manager to male account manager who just walked into her office: Okay! Stretch out your rod!
London
Canadia
