Designer: Awwww, his monkey fell out…
Steveston
Canadia
Designer: Awwww, his monkey fell out…
Steveston
Canadia
Employee #1: Where is Great Britain?
Employee #2: I think it’s a city in Scotland or something.
Toronto, Canada
HR rep: I thought we killed the dinosaurs!
Toronto
Canadia
Employee: I just pulled up my information on the system and had a question.
Manager: You can't pull up your own information, you can pull up Sophie's, but not your own.
Employee: Oh, I didn't do anything on my file, I was just playing.
Manager: You can play with each other, just not yourselves.
Calgary
Canadia
Overheard by: Matt Bangsund
Law student intern #1, on first day: Wow, look, we get cubicles!
Law student intern #2: Oh my god! This is so cool. It's just like on The Office!
Vancouver
Canadia
CEO: That would basically put me in the position of a shitting duck.
Calgary
Canadia
Mother to small child: I already spent all of my money on your face.
Halifax, Nova Scotia
Canadia
Overheard by: beckz
Coworker: I just think young people don't have good work ethnics. (a couple minutes later) My grandfather was a very interesting man. I wrote a bibliography about him.
Saskatoon
Saskatchwan
Canadia
Peon, during office Easter egg hunt: Kim* was running down the hallway, wearing a non-supportive bra. Now I don't want to hunt for Easter eggs anymore, I just want to die…
Mississauga
Canadia
Overheard by: Wearing supportive undergarments
