Creative director: I think we need to remove the word “chillax.”
Ontario
Canadia
Creative director: I think we need to remove the word “chillax.”
Ontario
Canadia
Suit #1: We’re introducing a great new investment product.
Suit #2: Oh yeah. Features?
Suit #1: Well, if you die before it matures, you get your money back.
Wellington Street
Toronto
Canadia
Cute chick holding up ballpoint pen: How does this work?
250 Bloor Street
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: working on a manual
Girl: So I got a phone call from a guy I met at the bar last week.
Guy: Oh, yeah?
Girl: I didn't remember him and he got upset.
Guy: What excuse did you use?
Girl: I told him that I was with a lot of guys that night.
Guy: You're awesome.
Queen's Quay
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: Gibber
Engineer on phone with supplier: Well, I didn’t mean to cram Siemens down your throat.
5th Avenue
Calgary, Alberta
Canadia
Manager to underling: So did you come up with these numbers over beers or are these the real numbers?
Hamilton
Ontario
Overheard by: Welcome to the scrap business
Office guy: You can scroll with your tongue.
Office lady: Yeah, but it doesn't let you butt-dial.
Vancouver
Canadia
Overheard by: LJ
Analyst: Look, you said you broke two bones in your e-mail, but you actually just broke your arm.
Boss: Yes, I broke my bone… now I have two bones!
Analyst: No! You have two pieces of one bone now. Bones are treated as a whole. You're trying to get extra sympathy. If I break a pen in half, how many pens do I have?
Boss: Two!
Analyst: How are you my boss?
Edmonton
Alberta
Canadia
Overheard by: Marketer In Accounting
Exec assistant: Fuckin’ pregnant chicks…
Preggers: I didn’t even get you wet!
Waterloo
Canadia
