CEO: That would basically put me in the position of a shitting duck.
Calgary
Canadia
CEO: That would basically put me in the position of a shitting duck.
Calgary
Canadia
Mother to small child: I already spent all of my money on your face.
Halifax, Nova Scotia
Canadia
Overheard by: beckz
Coworker: I just think young people don't have good work ethnics. (a couple minutes later) My grandfather was a very interesting man. I wrote a bibliography about him.
Saskatoon
Saskatchwan
Canadia
Peon, during office Easter egg hunt: Kim* was running down the hallway, wearing a non-supportive bra. Now I don't want to hunt for Easter eggs anymore, I just want to die…
Mississauga
Canadia
Overheard by: Wearing supportive undergarments
Manager to supervisor at lunch: Hey, are you going to a movie tonight? Want some beans?
Supervisor to manager: No, thanks, they'll make me shit.
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: PrayingForDeath
Manager on phone: Is the Playboy pillow going back in?
Toronto
Canadia
Employee: Hey, Kathy!* I was so happy to see you come to work this morning!
Kathy: Yup, the police didn’t pick me up! Whew!
Swiss chalet near Highway 401
Whitby, Ontario
Overheard by: too naughty 4 tv
CCR on phone: It’s just that he seems to think I’m incompetent. Which, you know, I am, but anyway…
2 Charlotte Street
Sackville, New Brunswick
Canadia
Manager, preparing staff party: Oh my God, look! I cut so much cheese I got a blister!
City Centre Building
Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
Overheard by: evil twin
New assistant: Where do we put the paper for the outgoing faxes?
Vancouver
Canadia
