Sales to admin: I need a Porsche.
Los Angeles, California
Sales to admin: I need a Porsche.
Los Angeles, California
Coworker to German boss: Every time I see the Dalai Lama, I feel better. It's true, don't you just feel better when you see the Dalai Lama?
German boss: Every time I see Steve Jobs, I feel better.
Van Nuys, California
Overheard by: two chicks laughing in our cubes
Office lady to friend: When you went with me for pedicures, were you with me?
Oakland, California
Overheard by: Alchemist George
Female manager to male manager annoying her: So how does your coffee and Visine taste this morning?
Bakersfield, California
Receptionist on phone: It's a tough world out there. Like they say, it's a doggy-dog world.
San Jose, California
Cube dweller: Friends help friends move. Real friends help friends move bodies.
Fountain Valley, California
Overheard by: TravisPeriod
Employee #1: What would you be? A zombie or a zombie hunter?
Employee #2: I think I'd just be a victim.
Employee #1: A vampire?
Employee #3, derisively: Vampires aren't real.
Chico, California
Overheard by: Dinah
Worker: It's not sexual harassment if it's implied.
Orange County, California
Overheard by: Kristina
Employee, about data extract: Wow! You know, this is kinda big.
Manager: Oh? Just put it in the share drive.
Employee: I think I'll just zip it up before I give it to you.
Manager: What?
Employee yelling: I said I don't think you'll want it, because it's too big to give to you, so I'll have to zip it back up.
Walnut Creek, California
Ex-Raiders cheerleader boss: Ugh! I can't stand the taste! It's like licking wood.
Burbank, California
