Model #1: I want to put babies in you.
Model #2: You want to impregnate me?
Model #1: No, I want to slice you open and shove babies in you.
Model #2: That's sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Adult Film Company
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: fetishgirl
Suit, about lady smoking crack on stoop: Isn’t she a little dressed up for a crackwhore?
3008 Lincoln Boulevard
Santa Monica, California
Overheard by: Not smoking any
Female co-worker: Yeah, these bruises on my legs? I wish I could say they were from S&M. Actually, I was just drunkenly stumbling around.
33 New Montgomery Street
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: McN
Supervisor: Don’t worry, [the new procedure] is not that confusing.
Employee: I’m not confused, I always look like this.
202 C Street
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Emery Ann Harris
Office dweller #1: What is a civil servant?
Office dweller #2: Like someone that serves you in your house, like a butler.
Office dweller #1: Oh, I thought it was like a post office worker or something.
Office dweller #2: Nope, pretty sure it's a butler.
Cube world, San Diego
Overheard by: Tired of the nonsense
Photo assistant: Can I have your camera again? I think Sylvia just put mustard on her log.
Culver City, California
Overheard by: LaLa Land
Cubicle rat in break room: What time is it?
Bagger, looking at digital time clock: 6:30, straight up.
Albertsons Supermarket
California
Overheard by: Bill
Principal, on the way to a client meeting: Time to go get a pee-pee smack.
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Hidden by the Copier
Boss: She’s just too crazy for me. She’s…what’s the word? Phonetic!
Associate: She sounds things out?
480 San Antonio
Mountain View, California
Boss: I don't want to drink by myself.
Employee: You won't be. You'll be on a conference call.
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: Mark W.
